Ivan Vorpatril (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
ivanyouidiot) wrote2012-09-07 08:36 pm
ivanyouidiot) wrote2012-09-07 08:36 pm
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002 | Voice
[Ivan strongly considers filtering this from Gregor, but he thinks the man can have input into his own party. If his input is the 'don't throw me a party' kind then Ivan can always ignore it. He's aware that his mother would be appalled at him for starting his planning so late, but Ivan's reasonably certain that he can still gather in one place all the essential ingredients: food, attractive women, alcohol, and Gregor. Still, he suspects that Gregor might want something more and what that something would be Ivan does not know.
So he turns to his journal, bringer of wisdom -- or at least other people's perspectives.]
What makes a party fun for you?
Me, I'm easy to please, I think. But some people are really sold on having tiny iced cakes that look like Earth, as an example.
[And for some people things that look like Earth are out of the question. Gregor might be more interested in that sort of difference than Ivan is. Actually...]
And if there's anything you do where you're from that you don't see done here, you might share that as well.
So he turns to his journal, bringer of wisdom -- or at least other people's perspectives.]
What makes a party fun for you?
Me, I'm easy to please, I think. But some people are really sold on having tiny iced cakes that look like Earth, as an example.
[And for some people things that look like Earth are out of the question. Gregor might be more interested in that sort of difference than Ivan is. Actually...]
And if there's anything you do where you're from that you don't see done here, you might share that as well.
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slyly: ] He probably now realizes that he's getting more than he bargained for but...I'm impressed.
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[ when she figures this misunderstanding out, she is gonna feel so awful. ]
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No! Are you insane? No.
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Sex isn't something people need lessons about!
[What is she doing to Gregor?]
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Wait. What? I'm not -- oh my God, you thought I was teaching him that?
N-no. Ivan. No. I -- jeez.
[ break down. ]
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You, but--
That's what you said!
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Ivan. Sweetie. Listen very carefully. Me? I'm not sleeping with anyone. [ ... ] Okay. So I'm sleeping with someone. But it ain't him. I'm just teaching him some judo lessons. That's all.
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...Good.
[Not that she seemed a bad sort before this conversation, but this one worried him.]
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When I said I was happily attached? I meant elsewhere. Very monogamously so.
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[Ivan's not going to apologize for misunderstanding because he thinks she should have been clearer.]
And he knows that?
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[Sorry Buffy, he's more than a little protective of Gregor.]
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You and me had a misunderstanding. Don't turn it into a feud.
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I just don't want him getting hurt because he starts having feelings for you.
[That's the last thing Gregor needs right now, Ivan's pretty sure. And he already knows that Gregor trusts her.]
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buffy takes the time to set up a filter. ]
Trust me. He won't.
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Do you know something I should?
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Nice guys don't fall for Buffy Summers.
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